its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
I’M SENDING YOU BACK TO THE JURASSIC AGE IN HELL WHERE YOU BELONG.
In the dead of night I’ll meet you in my sleep
And in the morning light you’ll wake up next to me
hispanic parents have a sixth sense
this… this is mesmerizing. oh my god.
The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best
wait bop it only goes to the next action if you actually do the one before it
wow he really hates school
This guy speaks to me on a spiritual level